Post by otm on May 30, 2019 16:34:30 GMT
[Posted on QSMB May 26, 2011.]
Like many people there came I time I was jut drinking to much for m own good.. My wife would offen say.. If you don’t quit drinking Im going to leave you.. “ It just came time I take action.. But I knew just quitting drinking Cold turkey as some say would just be to hard for me after years of drinking each and every day.. Im sure some of you know just what Im talking about..
Well after doing much research and exploring all my options .. that’s when It came to me,, I invented a fool proof way to not only quit drinking but do it in an enjoyable way..
And today Im here to share with you something to improve the life of yourself and all the worry warts in your life that use to nag you about drinking,,
I call it the Easy drunk.. But we call it The “E-Drunk” for short
The E –drunk easily hooks up to any body much like an IV.. and with my Patten pending formulas you can order your favorite adult beverage in a revolutionary new cartridge.. that can go virtually any place you go..
Just Put it in your shirt pocket,, you lady’s can easy carry a case of budwiser in there purse, You could never do that with tradional old fashion beer cans..E drunk will change your life// Going to a nude beach No Problem.. Forget about heavy coolers and ice.. Just bring your E drunk and shove the cartridge ..well.. Where the sun don’t shine …LOL….
Tired of in-laws coming over and talking about all the empty bottles lying around.. well with the E drunk that will never happen again,, Just a few cartages that can fit in the palm of your hand even for the biggest of the drunks…
How many times Has this happen to you.. the cop pulls you over for swerving and sees a case of empty beer cans in the car, that’s right with the new E Drunk. NO more drinking and driving charges
NO Smelly breath ,, never again will you blow 2.5 on a breath alizer
And forget about the cost ,, think of the money you will save on cloths.. I know we have all spilled are share of red wine on a new shirt or carpet ,, paying Hundreds to try to get clean,,. Well NO more with the E drunk .. It cant spill.. every drop goes right into your blood stream.. How many time have you gotten to a party an hour or so late to find all the other party goers well on there way and past half drunk ,, Leaving you sober and thinking ,, I’ll never catch up… Well Never again with the E drunk.. Just dial that puppy up to TEN… add a double cartridge and whamo,, Its Like pouring a fifth Of Jim Beam right into your artery.. I guarantee with in minutes ,, you will be understanding these drunks.. Slurring and talking way to loud ,, and that old familiar stagger is there ,,
The benefits are endless.. how many times Have you had some one grab your drink by mistake.. while you were in the rest rooms,, With the E drunk .. forget about all those pesky trips to go pee The E drunk.. Easily slips on to Airplanes and your favorite restaurant or club,, Stop Paying 5 , 8 , 10 dollars for a drink..
And Even thou we here At E drunk IN NO WAY support the smokers in the world.. but if you must kill yourself smoking cigarettes,, Do it with the E Drunk .Now you got two free hands,,, Smoke’m two at a time ,, Its easy with the E Drunk
Wait theres MORE.. order before midnight tonight.. and we will included.. six coffee cartridge.. and the morning auto timer.. Just set the timer and install the cartridge before bed and what ever time you selected , an hour or half hour before you need to get up the E Drunk .. turns into A Easy get up ,. So you get out of the bed chipper and ready for a new day.. No more “ shut the hell Up..I want Coffee.. You’ve already had three cups.. while you were sleeping…
Your life can be wonderful too with the E DRUNK…..
Im not only the Inventor of the E Drunk.. Im a customer TOO
And Quit drinking many months ago with the help of My E Drunk
And still I get plastered every night.. and (shhh),, its even good in the office
wgj, no
jmb..un un
jgg wrong
wgj oops
gwj
oh screw it.. I knew it before
but I smill luv mi E Drunk
Like many people there came I time I was jut drinking to much for m own good.. My wife would offen say.. If you don’t quit drinking Im going to leave you.. “ It just came time I take action.. But I knew just quitting drinking Cold turkey as some say would just be to hard for me after years of drinking each and every day.. Im sure some of you know just what Im talking about..
Well after doing much research and exploring all my options .. that’s when It came to me,, I invented a fool proof way to not only quit drinking but do it in an enjoyable way..
And today Im here to share with you something to improve the life of yourself and all the worry warts in your life that use to nag you about drinking,,
I call it the Easy drunk.. But we call it The “E-Drunk” for short
The E –drunk easily hooks up to any body much like an IV.. and with my Patten pending formulas you can order your favorite adult beverage in a revolutionary new cartridge.. that can go virtually any place you go..
Just Put it in your shirt pocket,, you lady’s can easy carry a case of budwiser in there purse, You could never do that with tradional old fashion beer cans..E drunk will change your life// Going to a nude beach No Problem.. Forget about heavy coolers and ice.. Just bring your E drunk and shove the cartridge ..well.. Where the sun don’t shine …LOL….
Tired of in-laws coming over and talking about all the empty bottles lying around.. well with the E drunk that will never happen again,, Just a few cartages that can fit in the palm of your hand even for the biggest of the drunks…
How many times Has this happen to you.. the cop pulls you over for swerving and sees a case of empty beer cans in the car, that’s right with the new E Drunk. NO more drinking and driving charges
NO Smelly breath ,, never again will you blow 2.5 on a breath alizer
And forget about the cost ,, think of the money you will save on cloths.. I know we have all spilled are share of red wine on a new shirt or carpet ,, paying Hundreds to try to get clean,,. Well NO more with the E drunk .. It cant spill.. every drop goes right into your blood stream.. How many time have you gotten to a party an hour or so late to find all the other party goers well on there way and past half drunk ,, Leaving you sober and thinking ,, I’ll never catch up… Well Never again with the E drunk.. Just dial that puppy up to TEN… add a double cartridge and whamo,, Its Like pouring a fifth Of Jim Beam right into your artery.. I guarantee with in minutes ,, you will be understanding these drunks.. Slurring and talking way to loud ,, and that old familiar stagger is there ,,
The benefits are endless.. how many times Have you had some one grab your drink by mistake.. while you were in the rest rooms,, With the E drunk .. forget about all those pesky trips to go pee The E drunk.. Easily slips on to Airplanes and your favorite restaurant or club,, Stop Paying 5 , 8 , 10 dollars for a drink..
And Even thou we here At E drunk IN NO WAY support the smokers in the world.. but if you must kill yourself smoking cigarettes,, Do it with the E Drunk .Now you got two free hands,,, Smoke’m two at a time ,, Its easy with the E Drunk
Wait theres MORE.. order before midnight tonight.. and we will included.. six coffee cartridge.. and the morning auto timer.. Just set the timer and install the cartridge before bed and what ever time you selected , an hour or half hour before you need to get up the E Drunk .. turns into A Easy get up ,. So you get out of the bed chipper and ready for a new day.. No more “ shut the hell Up..I want Coffee.. You’ve already had three cups.. while you were sleeping…
Your life can be wonderful too with the E DRUNK…..
Im not only the Inventor of the E Drunk.. Im a customer TOO
And Quit drinking many months ago with the help of My E Drunk
And still I get plastered every night.. and (shhh),, its even good in the office
wgj, no
jmb..un un
jgg wrong
wgj oops
gwj
oh screw it.. I knew it before
but I smill luv mi E Drunk