Post by otm on May 30, 2019 18:13:14 GMT
[Posted on QSMB 02 April 2010.]
Oh this not smoking stuff is just great , wonderful Just keep telling your self that , and you’ll be fine.
Wanna know how my day started out? Ok I’ll tell ya,, Late ! Yes I over slept, Do you know why I over slept Hmmm lets see , I over slept because somebody I wont mention
Talked me into putting my little nicotine monster to sleep. Well guess what there Mr. know everything Allen Carr. Who do you think Has been getting me up every morning for the last twenty something years. It wasn’t you. You can call him mean and evil but I was up every morning to give him breakfast.
But all this is Ok, simple, I will just have to go buy an alarm clock So much for those few dollars I have managed to save so far.
But here comes the part of my morning that really pissed me off . Do you know what a 7
Mg nicoderm patch is? It a half of 14. I don’t mean, I don’t know the math of 14 dived by two is seven. I mean it’s a Half of A 14. Them Cheeky baster%$s are cutting the 14’s in half and sell them for the same price as 14’s.. Talk about a rip off , people complain about the cig. Companies but I am pretty sure you get twenty in a pack of lights, the same as you do in the reds. Am I wrong?
So yea now Im late getting started working , Im cranky and pissed I gotta buy an alarm clock after work and Im wearing some patch the size of my thumb nail .I could have just cut
A few 21’s in three that I already had ,and saved 50 bucks. So Im just saving tons of money
Not smoking, yea right whatever.
Take a deep breath calm down,,,, It ‘s time for lunch, joy more time not making money
It’s not like I have a 35 cent apatite suppressant in my pocket. Now is it? So Now I’m not working and Have to go BUY something to eat., Rack up them dollars baby. This is a good thing thou right ? Take care of the mind take care of the body eat healthy DRINK TEA
( Doug from London , Check Please) ok on are way to subway. Not bad 5 dollar foot longs
Things are starting to look pretty good at this point, Cause there is one hot momma in line with me. You know the kind just smoking hot. I’m liken this a couple looks and a smile
Never hurt anyone.
But the real icing on the cake. I am getting ready to get into my truck after lunch as little miss hottie is walking out and she say’s Excuse me, ( I think my heart stopped) I mumbled out a yes and she walks right over to me , And in the sexiest voice I have EVER EVER Heard she say’s You got a light? I could have died right there in the parking lot
Twenty Five years., 9125 days I could have said , why yes, yes I do, mind if I join you for a smoke? But NO I cant say that today, can I.? In fact I have know idea on earth what to say
I don’t want to seem judgmental I can’t say oh I don’t smoke that stuff, it will Kill you.
So without any thought or reason I said “No, but I have a job“. I am wondering now if it was that little evil basted who didn’t get me up this morning that said that , I sure know it wasn’t me Need less to say I didn’t get her number, Im lucky I didn’t get slapped .
So yea this not smoking stuff is just a real hoot, saving tons of money making new friends
Every place I go. Just cant wait until tomorrow to see what is in store for me then
Oh this not smoking stuff is just great , wonderful Just keep telling your self that , and you’ll be fine.
Wanna know how my day started out? Ok I’ll tell ya,, Late ! Yes I over slept, Do you know why I over slept Hmmm lets see , I over slept because somebody I wont mention
Talked me into putting my little nicotine monster to sleep. Well guess what there Mr. know everything Allen Carr. Who do you think Has been getting me up every morning for the last twenty something years. It wasn’t you. You can call him mean and evil but I was up every morning to give him breakfast.
But all this is Ok, simple, I will just have to go buy an alarm clock So much for those few dollars I have managed to save so far.
But here comes the part of my morning that really pissed me off . Do you know what a 7
Mg nicoderm patch is? It a half of 14. I don’t mean, I don’t know the math of 14 dived by two is seven. I mean it’s a Half of A 14. Them Cheeky baster%$s are cutting the 14’s in half and sell them for the same price as 14’s.. Talk about a rip off , people complain about the cig. Companies but I am pretty sure you get twenty in a pack of lights, the same as you do in the reds. Am I wrong?
So yea now Im late getting started working , Im cranky and pissed I gotta buy an alarm clock after work and Im wearing some patch the size of my thumb nail .I could have just cut
A few 21’s in three that I already had ,and saved 50 bucks. So Im just saving tons of money
Not smoking, yea right whatever.
Take a deep breath calm down,,,, It ‘s time for lunch, joy more time not making money
It’s not like I have a 35 cent apatite suppressant in my pocket. Now is it? So Now I’m not working and Have to go BUY something to eat., Rack up them dollars baby. This is a good thing thou right ? Take care of the mind take care of the body eat healthy DRINK TEA
( Doug from London , Check Please) ok on are way to subway. Not bad 5 dollar foot longs
Things are starting to look pretty good at this point, Cause there is one hot momma in line with me. You know the kind just smoking hot. I’m liken this a couple looks and a smile
Never hurt anyone.
But the real icing on the cake. I am getting ready to get into my truck after lunch as little miss hottie is walking out and she say’s Excuse me, ( I think my heart stopped) I mumbled out a yes and she walks right over to me , And in the sexiest voice I have EVER EVER Heard she say’s You got a light? I could have died right there in the parking lot
Twenty Five years., 9125 days I could have said , why yes, yes I do, mind if I join you for a smoke? But NO I cant say that today, can I.? In fact I have know idea on earth what to say
I don’t want to seem judgmental I can’t say oh I don’t smoke that stuff, it will Kill you.
So without any thought or reason I said “No, but I have a job“. I am wondering now if it was that little evil basted who didn’t get me up this morning that said that , I sure know it wasn’t me Need less to say I didn’t get her number, Im lucky I didn’t get slapped .
So yea this not smoking stuff is just a real hoot, saving tons of money making new friends
Every place I go. Just cant wait until tomorrow to see what is in store for me then